If the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about and you accept that usually the best sportsmen get booed because of petty jealousy, then can there be anything more flaterring than being recipient of a death threat? A death threat sounds like a very scary thing to get. I’ve seen […]
Tedious I love this one….teeeedious. You are sooo teeeedious. It’s a great way to illustrate disregard for someone or something. Teeeedious. “Did you hear that new Oasis single?” “Oh, God. Oasis *heavy sigh* Oasis are sooo teeedious. The cursing, the drinking, the repetitive chords. I mean, why?” “How did your date go last night?” “Not […]
Well, with the WTO gig putting pressure on they had to find somewhere new to commit significant human rights abuses.
I’ve just bought my third copy of “The God Delusion“. Not because I feel the need to boost Richard Dawkins coffers, but rather because I left one copy on a plane and gave a second copy to a friend who I had, ironically, flown to see on the plane in which I left the first […]
I got a bit of a fright today when I realised that I might actually be racist. I was sitting on the stationary bike (un-moving as opposed to made of office supplies) at the gym, a little TV screen 12 inches from my face, broadcasting music video after music video. About 95% of them featured […]
I saw an acoustic guitarist busking away at the top of Grafton Street this evening. A small crowd – maybe a half-dozen people – gathered to listen to his musical prose. He played some hippy-style seventies tune (probably Wings or something) and received a smattering of applause from the handful of passers-by. As he started […]
Wearing the radio I was, for some reason, lying in bed with the radio on at 4am recently (“Had you got no pyjamas?” laughed a wag at the back of the hall). I overheard an interview with an English lady going on about some book she’d written about losing weight and the more I heard […]
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged (which is usually the first line of every blog I do given my inherent laziness). I naturally prefer to attempt blogs that might possibly make you smile or laugh or spit on the screen or whatever. But occasionally I feel the need to write something a little more […]
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TEVEZTUBBY IS A BIT OF A DIPSY No one likes footballers, that’s for sure. Bling, roastings, tinted windows – the list of reasons to loathe our heroes goes on and on. But Carlos TevezTubby has thrown this perception on its head. The man, who has been linked away from West Ham since the day he […]
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