Forrest Grump

Things I learnt from my weekend at the Paris marathon. 1. Unlike every race I’ve been in, the organisers of the Paris marathon do not furnish you with safety pins for attaching your bib. 2. Everyone in Paris speaks English-until you need to find out off a race organiser if they have safety pins. 3. […]

My Big Fat Obnoxious Ego

Tell me something, are buttons cute? One of the girls in the office brought in their new baby the other week and I was sat at my desk wondering just what the hell I was going to say when it came my turn to offer some verbal. The first thing that flashed in to my […]